2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via this-is-how-you-go-on)

sassycappy87:

Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

(via iambeyonceries)

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(via iambeyonceries)

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

You can’t do that because we’ll live underwater

(via phisigtrue)